Tuesday, June 17, 2008
银龙鱼の事件
话说一天,阿娜心血来潮地,用了RM1,买了包鱼料,然后兴致勃勃地偷偷与18珊和21娇约定,说好放工后一起到阿娜平时减压+休闲=蛇王的鱼池喂鱼去!奇怪的是,整个鱼池,在我们扔下的好几颗鱼料后,风平浪静依然,且一点动静也没有。不懂那些鱼儿是否吃惯了我们平时偷偷扔下的冰淇淋饼,还是什么的,就是对阿娜的鱼料都不怎感兴趣。(气煞也~)
就在我们左哄右骗了良久,总于得到1条银龙鱼的青垂。正当18珊想把手中的鱼料给扔下时,这条该死的银龙鱼居然在不足半尺深的鱼池,大口一张,跃升一跳,把18珊手上的鱼料给‘啖’走!这-这突发事件,也都把我们当场给吓得口呆目瞪。
噢,也忘了当时如何反应,依稀只记得18珊的叫喊声在耳边响亮地回响。。。至到看见18珊手指头上的鲜血,才急急忙忙拉她清洗伤口去。嗯,看着她手上的伤痕,也足于证明这鱼儿又尖,又细的利牙,可真的不是搞笑。回想起来,还真的心有余悸呢!(怕!怕!)
可是,说真的嘛,看着它从另一端慢条斯理游过来的模样,任谁也没预料得到,这鱼儿是那么-那么地‘狼死’唷!好嘛,算阿娜常识少,见识少,人家真的-真的万万没想到,哪有可能?不可能的嘛。。。
后记:
其实。。。我们也真的‘漠视’了管理层那‘Please do not feed the fish’的善意提醒。可是,想下-想下,管理层也很不应该哦!明明就知道池里藏有凶神恶煞的鱼儿,就该把话写清楚一点嘛。。。嗯,应该把通告写成‘池有恶鱼,小心!’才对的嘛。
不过,也幸好我们这3个小家伙,没被管理层叔叔抓个正。(嘿-嘿!)
P/S:恶鱼-银龙鱼 (Arowana) are carnivorous, often being specialized surface feeders. They are excellent jumpers; it has been reported that Arowana species have been seen leaping more than 6 feet (almost 2 meters) from the water surface to pick off insects and birds from overhanging branches in South America, hence the nickname "water monkeys". (算阿娜有眼不识泰山,歹势-歹势!下回,绝不参你玩了。)
Sunday, June 08, 2008
Friday, June 06, 2008
It's just NOTHING
猜一字:
- The word has seven letters
- Greater than God
- More Evil than the devil
- All poor people have it
- Wealthy people need it
- If you eat it, you will die
答案:
NOTHING!
- NOTHING has 7 letters
- NOTHING is greater than God
- NOTHING is more Evil than the devil
- All poor people have NOTHING
- Wealthy people need NOTHING
- If you eat NOTHING, you will die
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